Sealab 2021 (2004)

Captain Bellerophon "Tornado" Shanks

Sealab 2021 (2004)

The episode opens with the captain's initiation into a secret cult parodying Freemasonry, the Flintstones' Water Buffaloes and the Illuminati.

Shanks: "And to the third query, I answer yea."

Neptunati leader: "Then raise yon skull goblet and drink deeply of the real human blood therein. Thus we name you a brazen potentiary, thirty-third degree, in the Exalted and Supreme Brotherhood of Neptune."

Shanks: "I greet you from the deeps."

Neptunati leader: "Where Neptune never sleeps."

Later, the crew discuss the Brotherhood in terms of unified conspiracy theories.

Derek "Stormy" Waters: "Oh, seriously. Abraham Lincoln tried to outlaw the brotherhood. That's why Brother Booth had to whack his ass."

Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: " "Man, the Brotherhood is just an urban legend."

Waters: "Well, if you're so smart; who poisoned the world's supply of mac 'n' cheese?"

Quinn: "Nobody poisoned the mac 'n' cheese."

Debbie DuPree: "I thought they were just old guys who drive go-carts in parades."

Waters: "Yeah, when they're not controlling every aspect of international finance."

Jodene Sparks: "Wait, isn't that the Five Jew Bankers?"

DuPree: "Oh yeah, the five Jew Bankers."

Quinn: "Hey, don't say that!"

Debbie Love: "Oh no, he's right. You always hear about those Five Jew Bankers."

Waters: "That's because Henry Ford wanted you to hear about the Five Jew Bankers."

Quinn: "Stop saying the five Jew Bankers!"

The episode ends with Sealab being destroyed by a deathray projected from an overflying heli-jet containing high ranking leaders of the Brotherhood of Neptune. The jet is then destroyed by an orbiting "Death Star of David".

Sea Lab 2010 "Neptunati" (July 18, 2004) Season 3 No. 39. Production Code: 2403. Produced by Keith Crofford and Mike Lazzo, created by Adam Reed and Matt Thompson. Kate Miller, Michael Goz, Brett Butler, Ellis Henican, Bill Lobley, MC Chris. 12 min. United States, English, colour, Mono.

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