"You freemasons must believe I'm soft in the head. What do you think I am? Some namby pamby John Bircher? Well, I ain't! What I am is smart. I'm the onliest one who's caught on to the satanic conspiracy of Jew slash Christian slash Muslim bankers who want to take away our assault weapons, floridate our toothpaste, deprive us of our uninalienable rights and put us to work as slave labour on them trendy gazpacho farms." [00:10:00] Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man "Kidney, Popsicle, and Nuts". Directed by Stig Bergqvist, written by Stephen Sustarsic, David Silverman. Voiced by Jason Alexander, John Astin, Gregg Berger, James Brown, Brian Keith, Ben Stein, Dana Hill, Dweezil Zappa, Nancy Travis, E. G. Daily. Season 4, Episode 18, 24 May 1997.