The Dick Van Dyke Show
Rob Petrie approaches two conventioneers from the Seals Lodge who are sitting in a bar watching a televised boxing match:
1st: "You didn't give us the old Seal sign!"
2nd: "Where's your hat?"
RP: "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not one of you. I'm just a guest at the hotel here. That's a cute greeting though." [barks like seal while clapping the backs of his hands together]
1st: "Don't do that if you're not a Seal!"
RP: "Oh, I'm sorry. I have a great respect for your group."
2nd: "Great, sit down and have a drink."
RP: "Well, I'll tell you, I was hoping to watch the television."
2nd: "Oh, yeah? Good. You like the fights?"
RP: "Yeah, I do, but there's another show I'd kind of like to see."
1st: "What show?"
RP: "Well, it's a, uh, fashion show."
1st: "You want to watch a fashion show?"
2nd: "He's no Seal, Fred."
1st: "I think he's an Odd Fellow." [00:08:00]
The Dick van Dyke Show. Episode Season Five, episode 149 "Bad Reception in Albany". First Aired: 9 March 1966. Directed by Jerry Paris, written by Garry Marshall, Jerry Belson. Guest Stars: Bert Remsen, Tom D'Andrea, Joseph Mell, Johnny Haymer, Robert Nichols, Chanin Hale, Bella Bruck, Lorraine Bendix, Joyce Wellington, Tiny Brauer.
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